- Me: can I get a glass of wine please?
- Employee: sir this is McDonalds
- Me: oh fuck I am so sorry... Can I get a McWine?
Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, Courteney Cox & Lisa Kudrow. Reading Mean Tweets
i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry
- me whenever my life is falling apart: hey... i should probably catch up on video games. its been too long. maybe play them for 10 to 70 hours straight? yeah
Cause then I’d never know
What I could be missing
But I’m missing way too much
So when do I give up what I’ve been wishing for.
